I’m Voting For Mr. Norris

Overheard in the car:

Lucy (9): “I want Mr. Norris to be president.”

“Who?”

“Chuck Norris. The pro-life candidate.”

Chuck Norris

“Do you mean Chuck Baldwin? Chuck Norris isn’t running for president.”

“Oh, I guess so.”

I’d probably vote for Chuck Norris if he was running.