Overheard in the car:
Lucy (9): “I want Mr. Norris to be president.”
“Who?”
“Chuck Norris. The pro-life candidate.”
“Do you mean Chuck Baldwin? Chuck Norris isn’t running for president.”
“Oh, I guess so.”
I’d probably vote for Chuck Norris if he was running.
And I’d vote for John McClane without any hesitation if he were running for president.
http://chucknorrisforpresident.com/